Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.