Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.