When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.