My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!