Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.