Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.