Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..