Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.