Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon