How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!