Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.