What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.