Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.