What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.