Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!