What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!