What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.